I knew I shouldn’t have come to class today! We’re watching this HORRIBLE SILENT film and I looked up the running time and it’s TWO FUCKING HOURS LONG. WHY??? Nothing silent should EVER be this long! sob
This is my last week as a Junior. 0.0
Awww yeahhh. I like it.
I WANNA SEEEEEEEEE
Does anyone know who the artist for this is? It came up in my feed ages ago and I’m too lazy to sift through like 50+ pages of posts. :|
I get to class half an hour early like a good student, and 5 minutes before class is supposed to start a big “Class Cancelled” sign is posted on the door. >:| I don’t understand why it’s so hard to let us know in advance. I’m pretty lucky in that I live within walking distance from my school, but some of my friends came in from like Brooklyn and Harlem. If I were them I’d probably kill someone.
Eh. On the bright side I got to cone home and play with my lab pup Ozzy. He hates Wednesdays and Thursdays because I have early classes and I have to leave him with my mom. I always like almost cry when I have to leave, ‘cause Ozzy tries to follow me and gives me that, “Mommy don’t go!” look.
I wonder why nobody has drawn this already.
THAT’S WHAT FINGERSTRIPES ARE FOR.
Oh my, Dick, you’re killing me…
CLICK HERE or artist’s username for full NSFW image. It’s so sexy and beautiful and I had to share. *___*
Hmm. He’s gonna need to dry clean that suit.
I don’t understand why it’s so difficult for people to just do their fucking work, especially at an art school! Our Humanities classes are pretty much a joke (with the exception of a few History and Science classes), and my Film & Lit class is especially easy. My teacher’s a cool guy who, as he put it, “was also a fuck up in school” so he “understands where we’re coming from.” So he gives us no homework, makes things real easy, and now that we’re at the end of the semester all he asked for was a take home “exam” where we have to write a ONE PAGE essay on one question from each of the three books we read (so just THREE FUCKING PAGES TOTAL - double spaced too!) and the questions are ridiculously easy and we basically answered them in class anyway. Along with that take home exam, my teacher wanted us to write a five page essay comparing any film of our choice to one of the 3 books we read. EASY.
Yet just now in class these lazy fucks started whining about all this as if it was the most difficult, unfair test in the world. And because my teacher’s such a nice guy, he caved and now we’re gonna do the take home final in class and he’s gonna give us simpler questions to make it easier for us, like we’re in fucking kindergarten. I ALREADY DID MY FINAL AND SENT IT IN LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO, AND NOW BECAUSE OF THESE LAZY FUCKS I HAVE TO SIT IN CLASS AND DO IT AGAIN. UUUGGGHHHHH.
Hey, I hate work and tests like the next guy, but come on - do your fucking work! Especially since the work isn’t hard at all! Tedious maybe, but come on! How can you expect to function in the real world if you’re not able to get yourself to write a couple easy-ass take home essays?!
THIS STORM IS SUPER INTENSE SOMEONE PLEASE HOLD ME AHHHH ;_; EVERYTHING IS SO LOUD AND I CAN SEE LIGHTNING STRIKING BUILDINGS NEAR ME
IKR?! Last night shit was so loud even Ozzy was flipping a shit. o_O
Please strike somewhere a mile or more away from me so that I can listen to nice rumbly thunder, instead of hitting buildings less than three blocks away and scaring the shit out of me with the simultaneous blinding flash and ear-splitting CRACK.
Someone who may have possibly just had a heart attack
This WOULD happen to you. XD
Marathoning Batman: The Animated Series while drunk off of sangria is amazing and everyone should do it at some time in theirs lives. I’m with Alia and we’re watching the fourth season and every time Mulletwing comes on we start dying because seriously that mullet is horrible and should never have happened also Dick jokes everywhere
Also Timmy Toddd is the most adorable tiny precious person ever I love himmmmm
Guuuuurl please *snap* *snap*
…yet my retainer case is closed and in its place by the sink, completely out of his reach. o_O
Oh look, the sun is starting to rise. hdjakjdh dammit my sleep is going to be so fucked for the next week or so.
Best get yo sleep shit together by the weekend ‘cause we’re celebratin the shit outta yer birthday! :D
I mentioned this in a previous post, but my semester project for my Film Noir class is due in a couple weeks, and I decided to do a sort of poster of the original femme fatale, Marlene Dietrich. Last time I posted two options, but in the end I decided to composite them together (below):
Obviously it’s still not done yet, but something about the one on the left in the corset is bothering me… Not so much her body, but her face. I’m wondering if I should just scrap her and take her out completely (since I do like the other one in the suit way more), or should I try and make this work? If the latter, any suggestions as to how I can improve?
I’m not sure if this story is accurate, but I’ll say it anyway because it’s fun.
Back in Ye Olde Days, when the king of England was head of the church, people wanted to get married, right? Usually they had to go to a church to get married, but since the king was the head of the church they technically had to permission from the king. So when a couple got married they put a sign outside their door saying: F.U.C.K
Fornication Under Consent of the King.
HAHAHAHAHA! This I believe!
Thank you! It’s pretty good, and I like that it’s set in the YJ universe.
But of course I prefer “Northern Star” way more. :3